I can’t believe I’m posting the results of an internet quiz here. But this quiz is so dang funny. I almost posted the descriptions of all the characters you could end up as, but I didn’t want to ruin the surprise. Suffice to say, they are all humerous analyses of different characters’ (though the definition of “character” is stretched in some cases) personalities, goals and dreams. Ever wonder what a breakout bat thought about life? Take the quiz, and then read everyone’s story. It’s worth it.
I am Mario.I like to jump around, and would lead a fairly serene and aimless existence if it weren’t for my friends always getting into trouble. I love to help out, even when it puts me at risk. I seem to make friends with people who just can’t stay out of trouble. What Video Game Character Are You? |

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I am also Mario.
Hah! Now I know all your weaknesses! For they are also MY weaknesses!
Oh. But I guess that means you know my weaknesses too. Drat!
I’m light cycle..